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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Snow Day

My Life:

Well things are going pretty well. My company came through and I got my paycheck. Wooo hooo.

Commentary:

It snowed last night. There is always something refreshing about snow. A pristine blanket of white covering everything, then Sadie peed in it. Ha, that just reminds me not to eat the yellow snow. I was born in North Dakota and lived in Washington for a few years. Snow was a part of my life. I looked forward to having it to play in every winter. Then we moved to California. My mother actually has a recording of me crying and sing how much I missed the snow and that I hated California because there was no snow in California. This apparently happened in the middle of December when my parents told me that it would only rain.
That year we started making an annual trip to the mountains for a day in the snow. Occasionally it would last longer. We missed a year here and there, but for the most part always went even if it was for just an afternoon. As we got older My attitude changed to hey this is great. We don’t have to have any of the inconvieniances of snow and could go back to it when we wanted to play in it. I loved CA.
A few years later, I moved to the mountains. It was so nice to have four seasons again. I was so excited to have snow. That winter was a tough one. I didn’t really own any snow boots or pants or anything. I spent most of that winter cold and wet or drying off and warming up. It was the first time that I had to deal with snow as an adult. It wasn’t something that I was able to play in any longer. It left puddles on my floor and tracked all through my place. It made the roads hazardous to drive on. It made your nice clothes messy on your way to work. It would melt onto the sidewalks and streets during the day so that you would slip on the ice at night. My first winter as an adult was a tough one to say the least.
The next winter I was discouraged and hoping that it wouldn’t snow. However, I had prepared myself with jackets and snow pants and boots. I had a blast when the snow finally came. I played and had a snowball fight with friends. Then I went home and left my boots by my door so I wouldn’t track it all over my place and changed out of my snow clothes and watched TV and had something to eat. I thought, this is going to suck tomorrow. I had learned much from that first season in the snow. I had clothes that were made for it. I left my snow boots by the door. I learned that with chains I could only drive 25 mph and that with out chains I was still fine if I drove 25 mph, but I didn’t have to get out of my car. Yes, I even learned how to walk on the ice. It’s kind of like getting your “sea legs” once you get them, you get them back pretty quickly.
That winter and every winter in the mountains since was great. I loved snow again. Then I moved to Oklahoma. I was expecting fantastic winters here. I haven’t gotten one yet. They sure are different though. They can be brutally cold, so I’ve heard. What I’ve experianced is entirely different. When we get snow it doesn’t last that long. Just enough to through some snowballs at Sadie and play for a little while, then most of it melts. My snow gear still comes into good use. I haven’t seen enough snow hear to make a snowman without having to clear a field to do it. There isn’t enough to jump off a 10’ porch and land without getting hurt. I miss those things, but I’m still thankful when we get snow. At least here we get some.
These are the first years that I’ve had to deal with snow in a city though. Things are a little different from the mountains. You have people that try to drive like the ground is warm while it’s covered with snow and ice. You have to be careful around these people because the eventually wreck and you don’t want to be involved in it. Also if something happens and you lose control you are more likely to hit something that isn’t a tree. On the bright side you are also less likely to slide of the side of a cliff here. All and all I would love a week or two of Yosemite snow 5’ of some good old fashioned Sierra Cement.

Men vs. Women:

Talking: Chris Rock said in one of his comedey segments that “Women don’t want men to talk, talk, talk, they want us to listen, listen, listen. All women want men to do is ask the right questions so that they can run their mouths.” It sounds bad in print, but it was actually pretty humourous on the radio.

Anyway, I have learned that men and women do look at talking differently. My girlfriend told me that we never talk anymore. I’m thinking “what is she talking about, we talked last night?” Her other one is that I don’t spend enough time with her, and she says this after I spend all day with her for two days in a row. She always says “Jess I know you think I’m crazy, but that is just how I feel.” I always told her that of course she wasn’t crazy, all the while thinking she was in the back of my mind.
Men: Men view talking and time very literally. If I spent 16 hours a day with a woman two days in a row, I have spent a lot of time with her. I have spent almost as much time with her in two days as I did at work all week. Talking, if we spent half an hour talking then we talked for half an hour. If we spend 4 hours debating where we want to go for dinner, then we just talked for 4 hours and we talked.
Women: Women have a very different and I feel, subjective view of talking and time. Guys listen up and pay attention here: For a woman, any and all time spent with her while she is not the center of your undivided attention does not count as time spent with her. In addition, any talking during this time, does not count as talking unless you are talking about something relativly deep while she is the center of your attention. In other words guys, women view time as time that she is receiving your undivided attention and talk as talking about a topic. For example: What was your favorite childhood memory? Or When did you realize that you felt inadiquit about your appearance? The thing that most men dread and women always want to know is very important in the female version of talking. How does/did that make you feel? Yes guys, you have to talk about your feelings.
We view talking about feelings differently: Men usually never say I feel, we say the situation and infer that anyone we are talking to will know how we feel, they may even pick it up from the tone of our voice or the words we use to describe the situation. Women talk about feelings the way men talk about situations. Another major difference is when we talk about situations. Women say: I had/have this situation and it makes me feel sooo (pick a feeling or a few feelings, heck with it select a slew of feelings and insert here) All they want to hear in a reply is I understand. That’s it, maybe give an example of a similar situation that happened to you so they don’t feel so alone.
Men talk about situations wanting advice on what to do or wanting affirmation that they had done the right thing. No feelings. No understanding. Options and affirmation, that is all we want.
I have always loved psychology. I have known that men talk about problems for advice and women just want to know they are understood and supported and loved since I was in middle school. This is the weird part, now ladies pay attention, the first thing that pops in my mind when my gf tells me a problem is to give her advice. I don’t even realize that I’m doing it. We are going to try her reminding me just to support/understand to see how it works. I already know that I’m going to have trouble not advising her though. It feels like it’s incomplete with out advice, men talk about problems to solve them, not to share the experience etc….So women, please be patient with your men, try to give them gentle reminders. We have to go against our natural state of being to do this and we have to learn how.

The Differences:

I hate to tell Oklahoman’s this, but I have finally found something that they have in common with Californians from the “Valley”. Niether of them know how to drive in snow. You have one of three people in both states. People that actually know how to drive in the snow, people that think because they have 4wd that they can do 80 in the snow, and people that can drive 20 on a completely dry hwy because the weather man said there might be snow. This is the way it works: The 20mph hold up the people that can drive meanwhile the 80mph rear end the can drive people because they lose control when they have to slow down in snow and ice. It’s the same way every where you go.
I guess that bad drivers are common anywhere you go. I’ve seen Californians in the South Bay and Oklahomans slow down to 20 mph for fog during the day time that limits your visibility less then if you had been driving at night with out fog. There is always a 16 yo who thinks they are invincible driving wrecklessly who gets themselves in a wreck and gets killed, always a drunk driver who, if they don’t run into a minivan killing an entire family they destroy the family by killing a member of it. There is always a little old man or lady that shouldn’t be driving any more because they are too old, they can’t see that well, their reaction times have slowed etc…and darn people who talk on the cell phone while they drive. Family Circus:Nothing to report today.Sadie’s Kennel:

Today Jesse took me outside to use the restroom. I was so excited to see that it had snowed. I went to the bathroom right away so I could get to playing. Jesse threw snowballs for me and dropped handfulls of it on me. I chaced snow balls until they dissappeard or melted in my mouth. I had such a good time. I love the snow and I wish I could play in it more. Jesse and I have such a good time. I have figured out that I can get up on the furniture when Jesse isn’t home. He hasn’t thought of a way to stop that yet. Wooof HoooofJ. Until next time, WOOF!!!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Another Day Another, What No Dollars???!@#$

My Life:

Well, I haven’t smoked all year. You might not think that this is a large accomplishment, however I have smoked for 11 years and I’ve only had one cigarette since Oct 20th 2005. I still get cravings, but they are getting few and far between. They pretty much only happen when I am stressed or forget my patch.
In other news my company has started using a new pay system. Unfortunately for us employees most of our checks are wrong. Short to the tune of hundreds of dollars per employee is not a good thing. However, I have the utmost confidence that my employer will rectify this error for all of us by pay day and the only unconvinced at a foreseeable possibility is that I will have to come in and pick it up, that it won’t be direct deposit.
In other news: My girlfriend is now domesticating me. For the first time in my life I think I’m actually looking forward to buying some more lamps, pillows, curtains, and some frames for my apartment. This makes me happy though, it gives me an excuse to buy a drill with some screwdriver attachments. My apartment is shaping up rather nicely. Sometimes I think that it’s starting to turn into a Hobbit Hole. HAHAHAHA.

Commentary:

In today’s commentary we’ll talk about the holidays. This is the first time in my life that I’ve had a girlfriend during the holidays. It is a huge difference from the single way. First let me tell you what my holidays used to be like.
Single: Thanksgiving I would roll out of bed take a shower and head to my parents or sisters house. Usually pick up a pie or soda or something on the way there. Then I’d stuff my face. Lounge around, eat again, then repeat until I was ready to pack up some left overs and go home.
Christmas: Was similar to Thanksgiving accept add presents. I always felt ripped off because I ended up spending more money and only got things from couples/families. To: Jesse From: The Smith Family. I gave 4 presents and I only got one???
Couple: Thanksgiving. I had two. One with my family and one with hers. Plus left overs from two places, I felt so spoiled.
Christmas: I finally got to stick it to the man. I was a couple now and gave presents as one. Plus it makes shopping so much easier when you have a female eye helping you pick out presents for the women in your life.
Holidays as a couple is soooo much more busy. You do all the couple things. I put up my first tree. It turned out pretty good too. When ever I wanted to do something, I had to ask “Honey may I?” and she’d say “No we’ve got to do this…” Then I’d say how about this night and she’d say we were doing something with her family, then I’d ask about the next night, and she’d say we were going out with friends, so I’d ask about the night after that and she’d say we would be with my family, and I’d say we could just skip that and she’d yell “Jesse, we can’t skip out on your family.” And I’d say “ok, darn it.” The long and short of it is that is was much busier. I felt like I was going nonstop for about a month or so. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Men vs. Women:

My girlfriend read about the t-shirt thing I wrote yesterday. She said that she was cracking up. Hahaha…I am a pretty funny fellow aren’t I? As I happen to be attending one on Saturday, let’s talk about weddings.
Women want a wedding to be all pretty. Have beautiful flowers and pretty colors and rituals that they would like to attribute meaning to...(like the lighting of the Unity Candle with out blowing out the other two candles or with blowing them out.) They want ushers, and bridesmaids and a church and a preacher and all this stuff. I can’t blame them as they have been planning on it a lot longer then us men.
Men want a wedding to be fun quick and easy. All I need is a preacher, witness, and a ring. I don’t care where it is, I’d prefer to wear jeans to it. I think my ideal wedding would be by a sea captain while on a cruise. I do recognize a responsibility for my family and her family to be there. I’m actually more concerned with having a raging bachelor party. Then the wedding ceremony. All I need to know is that “She does” and “I do” put rings on each others finger and recognize that we are united under god. None of this Unity Candle thing. I could really care less about a flower girl, or ring bearer. Although I think it would be sooo funny to dress up the ring bearer like a little hobbit. I just checked: Hobbits as ring bearers are definitely out even if she gets a Unity Candle.
Receptions: I haven’t seen to many differing opinions on receptions. I think everyone agrees that it should be a big party. However, I don’t think a dance with everyone blowing bubbles around you is needed. Let the booze flow, the dj spin, everybody eat drink, dance and have cake. I do think there are a few must haves: Alcohol, food, a DJ, Cake, a money dance, first dance, father/daughter and mother/son dance. But other than that it should be cheap and fun.

The Differences:

Nothing to report today.

Family Circus:

Nothing to report today.

Sadie’s Kennel:

I am so sneaky. I’m not allowed on the furniture any longer, so when Jesse leaves I get up on his futon, then before he gets back in the door I get off again. For bed time, I wait until he falls asleep then I climb up ever so softly on the bed and make sure not to touch him. If I touch him he wakes up and tells me to get off, then I have to repeat the process. Anyway, I have to get off before he wakes up, but this morning he caught me. Wish me luck.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

I'm BAAAAAaaaaack

My Life:

Well. I know it’s been a long while since I have written. I’ve got a girlfriend now. I lost my mobile, started home service then got another mobile. Now I’m getting ready to cancel my home service and internet. I was working 1-midnight 4 days per week, now I’m working 1030-730p 5 days per week. I received a promotion and am no longer a rep. Survived my first set of holidays with a girlfriend, I was shocked and amazed with how much a couple has to put up with.

Commentary:

So I now have a girlfriend. She is great. Guys, I have a little piece of advice for you. Everyone will always tell you that men, know nothing about women. I am here to say that again. Like every bachelor, I thought I had all the answers. I even knew from classes and books that women were emotional fighters not logical ones. Our first argument was over “time.” I thought that because she was telling me she felt a certain way that all I had to do was validate her feelings and then we could move on to the more reasonable logic of it all. Boy was I wrong. Guys, never, ever, under no circumstances, send the women in your life a spreadsheet to show your logic. Just don’t do it. I have learned since that you have to argue feelings with feelings. To date I have to say that this is the most uncomfortable “feeling” in the world. There is nothing worse than having to say the dreaded two word phrase “I Feel” while arguing or debating something. It’s like nails on a chalk board. You would think that the very fabric of space in time would tear when mentioning “I feel” where logic and reason should preside. Regardless of that, you must learn to argue in this way and sneak the logic in where you can. If you are ever faced with this problem in the future, just repeat to yourself over and over and over again “I know nothing about women.” Just concede now, that you are going to have to talk about feelings and even how you feel. Once you realize these important facts your life will be much better. I’m not saying you will ever be the correct one while arguing again, just that you might as well accept it as you have death and taxes. (Honey, if you are reading this, this is in no way intended to be disparaging to you or your emotions or our argument in any way.)

Men Vs. Women

Wants and needs and underwear: Ok. So I have some real old T-shirts. They are usually worn under your shirt in order to protect it. I only ever wear just a t-shirt at home. So they might be a little old. A hole hear and there. They might be discolored and even not fit that well, but they are worn under other shirts, so why does it matter. Women think that they should be pristine white, fit, and have no holes. If it doesn’t meet those conditions then you “need” new t-shirts. Men think that if it still protects my shirt then it doesn’t matter what it looks like. I don’t “need” new ones. I can get something else that I want, like DVDs or some other toy type thing. I have recently received some new t-shirts. I have to admit that even though I don’t think I “needed” them. I feel more comfortable wearing them than my old ones, but I’ll never admit that I needed it…

The Differences:

In California When there is cloud cover it’s usually dreary all day. In Oklahoma you can usually see blue sky on the horizon where the cloud cover ends. The awesome thing about this is that even when there are clouds over your head all day long you can usually see an awesome sunset at the end of the day.

Family Circus:

Well Beth and Brian have survived another Christmas trying to appease two families. Much to his parents dismay, my girlfriend and I bought Bug a drum set. We gave Natty a doll. They both love there presents. Brian worked very hard to give something special to Beth. I don’t know how that turned out. I need to ask.

My parents are still adjusting to Oklahoma. Oddly enough my mother stepped into the backyard in slippers and a bathrobe to let her dog out. It was cold. Her first thought was “Why should I put up with this when I can be in California where it’s warm year round.” Hahahaha. Anyway, her and my father are still working very diligently on there house and have made some awesome changes. There house should keep them very busy for a while at any rate.

Sadie’s Kennel:

Well another year as come and gone. I’m 4 years old now. Jesse thinks that as I get older I’ll settle down some. Little does he know…hehehe. For the longest time it was just him and me and I was allowed on all the furniture I wanted to be on. Now that he has a girlfriend I’m having to learn to stay on the floor. The good news is Jesse said he was going to buy me my very own dog bed. I’m looking forward to that. I got to see my grandma and grandpa yesterday and play loads of fetch. I had such a great time. Until next time…Woof.



Well, my friends it is time to leave you once again and I hope to write sooner this time. Hope you enjoy the latest installment.

Peace,
Jesse

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