I'm BAAAAAaaaaack
My Life:
Well. I know it’s been a long while since I have written. I’ve got a girlfriend now. I lost my mobile, started home service then got another mobile. Now I’m getting ready to cancel my home service and internet. I was working 1-midnight 4 days per week, now I’m working 1030-730p 5 days per week. I received a promotion and am no longer a rep. Survived my first set of holidays with a girlfriend, I was shocked and amazed with how much a couple has to put up with.
Commentary:
So I now have a girlfriend. She is great. Guys, I have a little piece of advice for you. Everyone will always tell you that men, know nothing about women. I am here to say that again. Like every bachelor, I thought I had all the answers. I even knew from classes and books that women were emotional fighters not logical ones. Our first argument was over “time.” I thought that because she was telling me she felt a certain way that all I had to do was validate her feelings and then we could move on to the more reasonable logic of it all. Boy was I wrong. Guys, never, ever, under no circumstances, send the women in your life a spreadsheet to show your logic. Just don’t do it. I have learned since that you have to argue feelings with feelings. To date I have to say that this is the most uncomfortable “feeling” in the world. There is nothing worse than having to say the dreaded two word phrase “I Feel” while arguing or debating something. It’s like nails on a chalk board. You would think that the very fabric of space in time would tear when mentioning “I feel” where logic and reason should preside. Regardless of that, you must learn to argue in this way and sneak the logic in where you can. If you are ever faced with this problem in the future, just repeat to yourself over and over and over again “I know nothing about women.” Just concede now, that you are going to have to talk about feelings and even how you feel. Once you realize these important facts your life will be much better. I’m not saying you will ever be the correct one while arguing again, just that you might as well accept it as you have death and taxes. (Honey, if you are reading this, this is in no way intended to be disparaging to you or your emotions or our argument in any way.)
Men Vs. Women
Wants and needs and underwear: Ok. So I have some real old T-shirts. They are usually worn under your shirt in order to protect it. I only ever wear just a t-shirt at home. So they might be a little old. A hole hear and there. They might be discolored and even not fit that well, but they are worn under other shirts, so why does it matter. Women think that they should be pristine white, fit, and have no holes. If it doesn’t meet those conditions then you “need” new t-shirts. Men think that if it still protects my shirt then it doesn’t matter what it looks like. I don’t “need” new ones. I can get something else that I want, like DVDs or some other toy type thing. I have recently received some new t-shirts. I have to admit that even though I don’t think I “needed” them. I feel more comfortable wearing them than my old ones, but I’ll never admit that I needed it…
The Differences:
In California When there is cloud cover it’s usually dreary all day. In Oklahoma you can usually see blue sky on the horizon where the cloud cover ends. The awesome thing about this is that even when there are clouds over your head all day long you can usually see an awesome sunset at the end of the day.
Family Circus:
Well Beth and Brian have survived another Christmas trying to appease two families. Much to his parents dismay, my girlfriend and I bought Bug a drum set. We gave Natty a doll. They both love there presents. Brian worked very hard to give something special to Beth. I don’t know how that turned out. I need to ask.
My parents are still adjusting to Oklahoma. Oddly enough my mother stepped into the backyard in slippers and a bathrobe to let her dog out. It was cold. Her first thought was “Why should I put up with this when I can be in California where it’s warm year round.” Hahahaha. Anyway, her and my father are still working very diligently on there house and have made some awesome changes. There house should keep them very busy for a while at any rate.
Sadie’s Kennel:
Well another year as come and gone. I’m 4 years old now. Jesse thinks that as I get older I’ll settle down some. Little does he know…hehehe. For the longest time it was just him and me and I was allowed on all the furniture I wanted to be on. Now that he has a girlfriend I’m having to learn to stay on the floor. The good news is Jesse said he was going to buy me my very own dog bed. I’m looking forward to that. I got to see my grandma and grandpa yesterday and play loads of fetch. I had such a great time. Until next time…Woof.
Well, my friends it is time to leave you once again and I hope to write sooner this time. Hope you enjoy the latest installment.
Peace,
Jesse
Well. I know it’s been a long while since I have written. I’ve got a girlfriend now. I lost my mobile, started home service then got another mobile. Now I’m getting ready to cancel my home service and internet. I was working 1-midnight 4 days per week, now I’m working 1030-730p 5 days per week. I received a promotion and am no longer a rep. Survived my first set of holidays with a girlfriend, I was shocked and amazed with how much a couple has to put up with.
Commentary:
So I now have a girlfriend. She is great. Guys, I have a little piece of advice for you. Everyone will always tell you that men, know nothing about women. I am here to say that again. Like every bachelor, I thought I had all the answers. I even knew from classes and books that women were emotional fighters not logical ones. Our first argument was over “time.” I thought that because she was telling me she felt a certain way that all I had to do was validate her feelings and then we could move on to the more reasonable logic of it all. Boy was I wrong. Guys, never, ever, under no circumstances, send the women in your life a spreadsheet to show your logic. Just don’t do it. I have learned since that you have to argue feelings with feelings. To date I have to say that this is the most uncomfortable “feeling” in the world. There is nothing worse than having to say the dreaded two word phrase “I Feel” while arguing or debating something. It’s like nails on a chalk board. You would think that the very fabric of space in time would tear when mentioning “I feel” where logic and reason should preside. Regardless of that, you must learn to argue in this way and sneak the logic in where you can. If you are ever faced with this problem in the future, just repeat to yourself over and over and over again “I know nothing about women.” Just concede now, that you are going to have to talk about feelings and even how you feel. Once you realize these important facts your life will be much better. I’m not saying you will ever be the correct one while arguing again, just that you might as well accept it as you have death and taxes. (Honey, if you are reading this, this is in no way intended to be disparaging to you or your emotions or our argument in any way.)
Men Vs. Women
Wants and needs and underwear: Ok. So I have some real old T-shirts. They are usually worn under your shirt in order to protect it. I only ever wear just a t-shirt at home. So they might be a little old. A hole hear and there. They might be discolored and even not fit that well, but they are worn under other shirts, so why does it matter. Women think that they should be pristine white, fit, and have no holes. If it doesn’t meet those conditions then you “need” new t-shirts. Men think that if it still protects my shirt then it doesn’t matter what it looks like. I don’t “need” new ones. I can get something else that I want, like DVDs or some other toy type thing. I have recently received some new t-shirts. I have to admit that even though I don’t think I “needed” them. I feel more comfortable wearing them than my old ones, but I’ll never admit that I needed it…
The Differences:
In California When there is cloud cover it’s usually dreary all day. In Oklahoma you can usually see blue sky on the horizon where the cloud cover ends. The awesome thing about this is that even when there are clouds over your head all day long you can usually see an awesome sunset at the end of the day.
Family Circus:
Well Beth and Brian have survived another Christmas trying to appease two families. Much to his parents dismay, my girlfriend and I bought Bug a drum set. We gave Natty a doll. They both love there presents. Brian worked very hard to give something special to Beth. I don’t know how that turned out. I need to ask.
My parents are still adjusting to Oklahoma. Oddly enough my mother stepped into the backyard in slippers and a bathrobe to let her dog out. It was cold. Her first thought was “Why should I put up with this when I can be in California where it’s warm year round.” Hahahaha. Anyway, her and my father are still working very diligently on there house and have made some awesome changes. There house should keep them very busy for a while at any rate.
Sadie’s Kennel:
Well another year as come and gone. I’m 4 years old now. Jesse thinks that as I get older I’ll settle down some. Little does he know…hehehe. For the longest time it was just him and me and I was allowed on all the furniture I wanted to be on. Now that he has a girlfriend I’m having to learn to stay on the floor. The good news is Jesse said he was going to buy me my very own dog bed. I’m looking forward to that. I got to see my grandma and grandpa yesterday and play loads of fetch. I had such a great time. Until next time…Woof.
Well, my friends it is time to leave you once again and I hope to write sooner this time. Hope you enjoy the latest installment.
Peace,
Jesse
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